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Ella Tamblyn 2013


Roses are red violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and perhaps you are too
But the roses have wilted, the violets and dead
The sugar bowl is empty; your wrists are stained red
The sun isn’t shinning, the sky isn’t clear;
There’s no silver lining cause you’re no longer here.
Rain keeps on pouring, there’s no end in sight,
You’re lying there frozen, so far from the light.
Your beauty’s unreal, your smile the sun,
But time can’t be turned nor your actions undone.
The words that you wrote that only I read,
“I love you so much; please don’t cry when I’m dead”
A bond that we formed, a love that ran deep,
A pain that we shared; a friend I could keep.
I wanted to hold you, wipe the tears from your eyes;
Been there the moment you said your goodbyes.
I want to forget but most times I don’t,
I want to let go, but I know that I won’t.
Tears on my face, memories burned in my head,
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead.


“When all is lost but not forgotten.
When the forgotten wishes to be lost
and the lost wish to be forgotten.
When the dead sleep and dream about life
and the living lay awake wishing for death
and the lost souls scream out repent for thy sins.
While the souls of the living ignore thy screams.
Can one that is lost simply think that thy has been forgotten?
Can one that has been forgotten ponder the thought that they are just lost?
Or do we live in a world where the lost are ruefully aware that they are lost
and the forgotten are dreadfully aware they’ve been forgotten.”

Wrong Revolution

The Aliens move to earth on their horses.
The Aliens kill dinosaurs.
The Egyptians write a prophecy about the aliens killing dinosaurs.
The Aliens move back to their planet leaving the horses to the romans.
The Romans come along.
The Romans marry the Egyptians.
The Greeks come and kill the Egyptians.
The Romans kill the Greeks.
The Cavemen come and kill the romans.
It starts snowing in Egypt where the cavemen are killing the cavemen.
The Ice age starts and Diego, Sid and Manny come and give a baby back to its tribal family.
The Ice age the meltdown begins while the camera crew are filming.
Many and Diego die while Sid the sloth survives and gets taken to a refugee camp where Hitler makes Sid his butler/ pet in maid costume.
Meanwhile the aliens are dying from infection like in war of the worlds, only this really did happen.
The camera crew get their arses out of the alien planet and seek refuge in the ice age, where they produced a film about aliens invading earth and the ice age coming along for no reason.
The director/Hitler suicide which left a really bad smell and movie know as War Of The Worlds.
Sid/the producer got a lot of money from making and staring in the series known as The Ice Age only to have died in his sleep due to drug over dose with Michael Jackson, which made The Jackson 5 only 4.  
The camera crew drowned in the ice age meltdown.
Then the dinosaurs came back and ruled the planet once again.
After 2 days of living back on earth the zombie aliens came back and kill the dinosaurs again.
The Mummified Egyptians came back from the afterlife to write another prophecy only to find it had already been written by JK. Rowling along with harry potter.
Some clever little cookie a few thousand years later rewrote the prophecy and harry potter in 7000 books which now makes up the national library.
Two 3 year olds came and read these books and decided to make it shorter and leave out a whole lot of detail.
This pleased the dumb blondes and decided to watch these new shortened versions of the book.
Only they didn’t read the books they watched the movies, and they thought they needed to make the last movie into 2 for some reason.
The Witches and wizards came to earth and killed everything but their butts.
The big bang was created along with its theory.
Charlie sheen died on 2 and a half men which left a population of very unhappy viewers.
Being unhappy with 2 and a half men, the viewers moved onto watching the big bang theory.
Before the life as we know it fish could talk, whales could sing and people like me could write weird stories that are so random and true that you would think they were drunk or high writing this.



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